Funny MySpace Messages 4
January/01/2007 10:26 AM Filed in: MySpace Messages
So Im thinking that November was national “Holla at a Fat Girl” month or somethin. Forreal I had an inordinate amount of ridiculous messages from the big girls this month. I guess they just love me. Like Kim:
She sent me a message that said:
WHATS UP HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY HAPPY HOLLOWEEN TO YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE.
Then she sent me another a couple weeks later at like 5:50am:
WHATS UP HOW ARE YOU DOIN' EARLY THIS MORNIN'
Well it seems that for some reason, fat girls especially will mis-spell words or use bad grammar on purpose just because I’m black. Cmon now. Also, the beached whale routine doesnt quite work for me either:
Well beached whale aside, Kim wasnt all that bad compared to this girl:
So you look at this and think “hmm its just another fat girl, Rod.” And then I tell you that the caption under this photo said “Sometimes I think I am sexy.” Rrreeeeaaallllyyy? You think you look sexy in this photo girl? Cmon. Well anyways she sent me a message:
Whats up sexy
Well as you would guess, I didnt respond. But I guess on MySpace, when you read a message, the person who sent it can tell. So after she discovered that I read the message, she sent me another one:
you can read the message but not respond?
I replied: “Yep”
After that I went to her photos again for a better look.
There was this photo of her with “hip hugging” jeans on right next to this photo
The caption under the statue said “In oklahoma, these are everywhere.” I couldnt help but think how much she reminded me of a damn buffalo. Then I asked myself, did she really take her shirt off and put it on this thing?
Seemed like as soon as I got off her page, this girl had sent me a friend request:
Are you putting that pool que in your mouth? Is the chalk on your tongue? You cant be that disgusting, can you? Well I guess she wasnt done at the pool hall that night:
Well I was first concerned that her weight on the that poor pool table would lead to alot of firewood and a broken leg. I was then, also concerned because this photo had a comment underneath it from this guy:
What did his comment say? I’ll tell you. It said:
Nice pic ! It's sexy loving the hair and the mouth !Well you know the imagination can run wild
YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS GUY! Mann he is out there givin all black guys a bad name. All men for that matter. You looked at that picture of her and “the hair and the mouth” sent your imagination “run(ning) wild”? You are just a joke. My imagination ran wild too when I saw this. I couldnt get the walrus from the movie “50 First Dates” out of my head for some reason. You know, the one that throws up all over the girl. Hmm I wonder why. Sexy my ass. What is wrong with you man. I really hope she didnt believe you. Mann.
Well fat girls aside, this month was also unusal for another reason.
I got this message:
Wassup Pimp?
Its not a crazy message until you notice who it was from:
Im over here like dammit T-Pain is gay now. “Im in love with a stripper”? No, no, no. He’s in love with a MALE stripper.
So mann, the same coddamn day I get a message from this guy:
Look at the look on his face! He is so damn serious it looks like he is a gay rapist or some shit. It looks like he and a priest have been preying on young children all morning and he took a myspace break. Then he’s really gone have his pubes all poppin out like NOW hes desirable. Cmon now guy.
Here he goes again. Notice how he has taken the liberty of unbuckling his jeans so in case you didnt know, hes giving it up tonight! And why oh why must he be wearing 4 inch heels or whatever those blatantly feminine shoes on his feet are. As for his actual message:
I'm Alex 19 male in queens, NY and I wanted to say you look good in your pics. looking for friends on here and thought maybe we could be friends. let me know.
Oh yea? Word? What about my shit makes you think Im gay like that? Honestly! Did you not see the coddamn girls who post on my page? The “straight” denomination? Did you miss all of that somehow? You need to bring all that back and keep it to urself son.
Mann so this last guy simply sent me a friend request:
Hahaha this guy. Look at this little poster shot. It says “from the producers of “Bad Boys” and only on theatres. Well this guy is obviously gay. So what other photos did he have to help confrim?
Perfect. Simply perfect. The bright red bow tie with no shirt. The pulled down pants shot that he got from Alex above. He’s got the boot cut jeans which sit over his slippers with socks. What a guy here. So im like “how does a guy like this associate with?” Well the answer should not surprise you. Here are a couple people from his top 8:
Funniest part? The last guy had this as his “view more pics” right. And the caption said “look at those DSL's...oops i mean give Big Daddy a kiss”
Well that about wraps this up for now, but you know Ill be back with more. Holla at ur boy
She sent me a message that said:
WHATS UP HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY HAPPY HOLLOWEEN TO YOU HAVE A GOOD ONE.
Then she sent me another a couple weeks later at like 5:50am:
WHATS UP HOW ARE YOU DOIN' EARLY THIS MORNIN'
Well it seems that for some reason, fat girls especially will mis-spell words or use bad grammar on purpose just because I’m black. Cmon now. Also, the beached whale routine doesnt quite work for me either:
Well beached whale aside, Kim wasnt all that bad compared to this girl:
So you look at this and think “hmm its just another fat girl, Rod.” And then I tell you that the caption under this photo said “Sometimes I think I am sexy.” Rrreeeeaaallllyyy? You think you look sexy in this photo girl? Cmon. Well anyways she sent me a message:
Whats up sexy
Well as you would guess, I didnt respond. But I guess on MySpace, when you read a message, the person who sent it can tell. So after she discovered that I read the message, she sent me another one:
you can read the message but not respond?
I replied: “Yep”
After that I went to her photos again for a better look.
There was this photo of her with “hip hugging” jeans on right next to this photo
The caption under the statue said “In oklahoma, these are everywhere.” I couldnt help but think how much she reminded me of a damn buffalo. Then I asked myself, did she really take her shirt off and put it on this thing?
Seemed like as soon as I got off her page, this girl had sent me a friend request:
Are you putting that pool que in your mouth? Is the chalk on your tongue? You cant be that disgusting, can you? Well I guess she wasnt done at the pool hall that night:
Well I was first concerned that her weight on the that poor pool table would lead to alot of firewood and a broken leg. I was then, also concerned because this photo had a comment underneath it from this guy:
What did his comment say? I’ll tell you. It said:
Nice pic ! It's sexy loving the hair and the mouth !Well you know the imagination can run wild
YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS GUY! Mann he is out there givin all black guys a bad name. All men for that matter. You looked at that picture of her and “the hair and the mouth” sent your imagination “run(ning) wild”? You are just a joke. My imagination ran wild too when I saw this. I couldnt get the walrus from the movie “50 First Dates” out of my head for some reason. You know, the one that throws up all over the girl. Hmm I wonder why. Sexy my ass. What is wrong with you man. I really hope she didnt believe you. Mann.
Well fat girls aside, this month was also unusal for another reason.
I got this message:
Wassup Pimp?
Its not a crazy message until you notice who it was from:
Im over here like dammit T-Pain is gay now. “Im in love with a stripper”? No, no, no. He’s in love with a MALE stripper.
So mann, the same coddamn day I get a message from this guy:
Look at the look on his face! He is so damn serious it looks like he is a gay rapist or some shit. It looks like he and a priest have been preying on young children all morning and he took a myspace break. Then he’s really gone have his pubes all poppin out like NOW hes desirable. Cmon now guy.
Here he goes again. Notice how he has taken the liberty of unbuckling his jeans so in case you didnt know, hes giving it up tonight! And why oh why must he be wearing 4 inch heels or whatever those blatantly feminine shoes on his feet are. As for his actual message:
I'm Alex 19 male in queens, NY and I wanted to say you look good in your pics. looking for friends on here and thought maybe we could be friends. let me know.
Oh yea? Word? What about my shit makes you think Im gay like that? Honestly! Did you not see the coddamn girls who post on my page? The “straight” denomination? Did you miss all of that somehow? You need to bring all that back and keep it to urself son.
Mann so this last guy simply sent me a friend request:
Hahaha this guy. Look at this little poster shot. It says “from the producers of “Bad Boys” and only on theatres. Well this guy is obviously gay. So what other photos did he have to help confrim?
Perfect. Simply perfect. The bright red bow tie with no shirt. The pulled down pants shot that he got from Alex above. He’s got the boot cut jeans which sit over his slippers with socks. What a guy here. So im like “how does a guy like this associate with?” Well the answer should not surprise you. Here are a couple people from his top 8:
Funniest part? The last guy had this as his “view more pics” right. And the caption said “look at those DSL's...oops i mean give Big Daddy a kiss”
Well that about wraps this up for now, but you know Ill be back with more. Holla at ur boy
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