My Horn Can Pierce the Sky!

This is my exit poem. Yes I left France. This poem probably accurate describes no part of it haha.

My Horn Can Pierce the Sky!

There’s a place in France
Where the naked ladies dance

There’s a hole in the wall
Where you can see it all

Just kidding, kind of, I didn’t see
The hole in the wall was too short for me

But I didn’t come here for the trouble
I came to get the double doubles

Alas, that chance for me never came
I sat on the bench the entire game!

The reason? No reason, just haterism
So I partook in some grand tourism

Barcelona and Florence, I saw it all
But I would have preferred to see the ball

Think of me just like you would Vinny Chase
On the set of Smoke Jumpers, such a disgrace

But While I was there I got a lot done
I ate fois gros and drank wine with my man Julian

I dominated the Nancy Mario Kart Circuit
And saw TJ Parker get a $22K haircut

I brought all the hype and none of the drama
And I screwed Sarah Palin -- by voting OBAMA

So now I must go to another place
I’ll do like the Joker and put a smile on your face

Them hold me down? Id like to see em try
But don’t forget, my horn can pierce the sky!

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