Beat Me at the Poem Game?
March/09/2009 03:05 PM Filed in: Poems
If you’re unfamiliar with the Poem Game, I suggest you click here and check it out before proceeding.
Now that you’re caught up, I got the following email a couple weeks ago:
I want to test my BoomThoNess and see where I rank among all that is Boomy. Maybe some sort of fan challenge, or maybe a head to head battle with the creator of the game itself. Below is a sample of a poem. Let me know what you think about the challenge.
Boomin in Iowa,
Mike
My poem:
BBQ Chicken, Macaroni and Cheese,
You're so hot I'm weak in the knees,
You break the thermostat - you're like a million degrees,
If you were Charmin, I'd want to squeeze.
So let's start out with something simple,
Cause when you smile I see your dimple,
Give me a call don't hesitate,
Cause we should already be on our first date!
My initial response is: Did you see Boom Tho Girl 2? Clearly that’s one hell of a poem game. But, still, yours in pretty solid and should have any waitress ready like spaghetti. That being said, I think this poem warrants two other responses:
1. If there’s anyone out there who can use the above poem to pick up a waitress (or flight attendant or whatever), contact me and tell me all about it.
2. If you feel you can do even BETTER, post a comment or contact me with the improved material.
Boom.
Now that you’re caught up, I got the following email a couple weeks ago:
I want to test my BoomThoNess and see where I rank among all that is Boomy. Maybe some sort of fan challenge, or maybe a head to head battle with the creator of the game itself. Below is a sample of a poem. Let me know what you think about the challenge.
Boomin in Iowa,
Mike
My poem:
BBQ Chicken, Macaroni and Cheese,
You're so hot I'm weak in the knees,
You break the thermostat - you're like a million degrees,
If you were Charmin, I'd want to squeeze.
So let's start out with something simple,
Cause when you smile I see your dimple,
Give me a call don't hesitate,
Cause we should already be on our first date!
My initial response is: Did you see Boom Tho Girl 2? Clearly that’s one hell of a poem game. But, still, yours in pretty solid and should have any waitress ready like spaghetti. That being said, I think this poem warrants two other responses:
1. If there’s anyone out there who can use the above poem to pick up a waitress (or flight attendant or whatever), contact me and tell me all about it.
2. If you feel you can do even BETTER, post a comment or contact me with the improved material.
Boom.
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